Friday. Rain overnight swelled the river even more but it wasn’t a problem, in fact, it meant we moved a little quicker and there were fewer rapids to contend with. This was the only day that we had rain while on the water and it was mostly very light with only brief heavier showers. We reached Pipiriki before lunch and had not long pulled all our boats out of the water when Blazing Paddles arrived to transport us back to Taumarunui. That evening we all enjoyed an excellent meal out. (21km)
Saturday. We had a leisurely drive with morning tea in Taumarunui, lunch in Fielding and a little time to explore Palmerston North before catching our flight back to Christchurch.
Capsizes, Wipe-outs and Shenanigans
The following incidents occurred over five days of kayaking and aren’t related chronologically as my memory isn’t that good. For the same reason the author cannot guarantee that the following is either accurate or complete. To prevent embarrassment, all “on (or in) water” incidents will be related using the name of the boat. Those who weren’t on the trip can have fun trying to match people with boats.
We set off led by experienced kayakers Jade and the Yellow Penguin with Grey Hunter, Red Rescuer and Big Yellow as Tail-end Charlies. Iona was our first casualty when she flipped in the second rapids. Iona’s captain slid out but managed to maintain a hold on both paddle and boat. While a camera was destroyed, a lost hat was later retrieved from the water.
Beulah’s paddler did lose her hat but her shoes were retrieved—croc’s float well. Beulah was talking to Eileen and didn’t see a large rock until too late. Forgetting the advice of the night before—lean towards the rock—Beulah’s person was dumped out but was ably assisted by Red Rescuer. Unwilling to float through the rocky rapids in shallow water, she struggled against the swift current and slimy rocks to reach the opposite shore then walked barefoot along the bank until past the rapids where Big Yellow (having heroically rowed across the river and upstream) ferried her back to Beulah.
Faith was notable for the most unintended swims—four. In one amusing rescue Faith’s driver parted company with both boat and kayak—but never fear—Big Yellow to the rescue. Unfortunately she was unable to mount the throne and had to be towed to shore instead. Faith also managed to turn upside down near the shore in shallow, calm water. No one is sure how this was managed but at least she was able to self-rescue.
Betty got stuck on two rocks with no way out but to eject and accept Red Rescuer’s assistance to reach shore. Margaret also got stuck on rocks twice but managed to self-rescue once. Even the Yellow Penguin strayed too far into shallow water and had to be assisted by the Big Bananas.
The best rock story goes to Penelope. Thinking they were on a tramping trip, Penelope made a summit attempt in a canoe. The front end of the canoe rode up the rock leaving the forward paddler hanging in air until the heavier weight at the back slid the canoe backwards off the rock, surprisingly without a wipe out. Unfortunately there is no photographic evidence of this feat but we do have video evidence of the style with which Penelope’s rear paddler twirled his paddle.
Our only pile-up occurred when Faith the kayak was mown down by Moira a canoe. All three ended up in the water. Luckily this was the only canoe capsize as it takes some time to pump the water out. Two shoes were lost, unfortunately one from each paddler.
Strange to watch was a kayak (Iona) and a canoe (Moira) suddenly heading back “upstream”. Such unusual behaviour gave those at the back of the fleet ample warning to both avoid the whirlpool and to pull over to watch the show.
Also amusing was Beulah kayaking up a side stream thinking the hard work was because of the current, not realising that Margaret was getting a free tow. Revenge was had later when Margaret seemed to be paddling hard and making no headway. If anyone had thought to look around they would have found Eileen holding fast to Margaret with one hand and a rock with the other. This small war of Margaret versus Beulah and Eileen further escalated into several incidents where one craft snuck up behind another to cause mischief.
Casualty list: 1 watch, 1 hat, 2 shoes, 1 camera
And the award goes to....
For assisting the most rescues Red Rescuer
Main River guides Yellow Penguin and Jade
Oddest Craft Big Yellow aka The Throne aka Double D aka Two bananas etc etc
First capsize Iona
Most Capsizes Faith
Slowest recovery after capsize Beulah
Only hire kayak to NOT capsize Eileen
Only canoe that DID capsize Moira
Most near misses without capsizing Margaret
Collision leading to a double capsize Moira and Faith
Most artistic use of a paddle Penelope’s rear paddler
Highest summit attained in a canoe Penelope
Standing up in a canoe Margaret’s front paddler
For not doing anything silly enough to get an award – Betty and Grey Hunter
Thanks to all the cooks. With weight not an issue we enjoyed food somewhat flasher than the usual tramping fare. Finally many thanks to Mary Hines for organising this once in a life time trip. We all appreciated the huge amount of work involved and were impressed that she even managed to order great weather.
The paddlers were: Mary and Tim Hines, Geoff and Mary Korver, Gary Huish, and Margot Bowden, Ron & Susan Keeble, Mary McKeown, Pauline McFarlane, Geoff Price, Darcy Mawson, Jillian Wilson, Yvette So, Pauline McFarlane, Kevin Hughes, Heather Murray. (HM)